Universities don’t exist to teach anymore — they exist to filter people by how much financial pain they can survive. The wealthy glide through on family money and connections, while everyone else is forced to gamble their future on six-figure loans just to access the same piece of paper. The classroom became a toll booth, not a place of learning.
Debt isn’t a side effect — it’s the mechanism. It keeps working-class students obedient, risk-averse, and trapped in jobs they hate, while elite graduates walk out debt-free into high-status careers. College doesn’t equalize opportunity — it locks people into the class they were born into, then pretends it was merit.
It’s not higher education anymore.
It’s a financial obedience test disguised as a diploma.
