Asking for no reason at all. Definitely not because I accidentally overheard my wife delivering a flawless, emotionally devastating monologue to an imaginary version of me—complete with pauses, emphasis, and a closing statement.
Is the shower just a place to get clean, or is it a private courtroom where we finally win arguments that happened three years ago? Is this healthy mental prep… or a sign we all secretly audition for debates no one else knows about?
Be honest. We’ve all done it. Some of us just got caught.